why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer
(Source: princeofdragondildos)
- mom: what are you laughing at
- me: the internet
- mom: can i see?
- me: no
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character